Twas the night before draft night
And all through Believeland
Not a rat bird was screeching
About even a stillers fan
The streets were all quiet
To the wrong Corona ban
Still hopes like playoffs danced in the air
The night starts out bumpy
Without a Wirfs or Thomas there
Number 10 becomes 16
And WTF ..Xavier is there?!
(With 3rd & 2021 5th round)
My beer grows empty
My heart starts to fear
Night gets darker waiting to hear
Names from a draft book must be near
Suddenly a Seahawk from screen dissapears (with 41 & 115 & AtL 2021 5th)
Jones the sixth OT off the board falls home
My watering eye pause to take on a sight
No second round pick tomorrow night?
Friday drags as round 2 is no go
We see WR off the board do flee
Suddenly 74 becomes a buckeye LB (Malik Harrison)
The Falcons former pick turns 76 into DE Highsmith for Charlotte?!
My heart is a flutter my beer thrown again
What in hell can 97 bring?
Day 2 is closing and day 3 looks thin
Why are the Cowboys giving me 123 & 179?
And why can’t Stobridge play here?
My hand is trembling, the remote falls clear.
Where’s the justice? I wait again
My OBJ jersey arrives in the mail
Draft day 3, we can not fail
Tyker Johnson to Cinci?
It just can’t be
We’re drafting a Wolverine (Bredeson IOL Trotter can’t play on one toe forecer)!
PLEASE SHOT ME
My beer grows warm as 4 becomes 5
How long til 179 can it be?
My Bud light 30 pack gasps for air
The name Lamar Jackson rings out clear
We drafted the Ratbirds QB?!
Sorry beer goggles, it says CB
The tricks of the mind grow
187 sneaks up to show
The name on the front same as the back
Tyrie Cleveland not the Boise one
My fingers are cut as draft Bible pleas
Stop looking at defense it just isn’t meant to be
Number 244 how long can it be?
But wait I see a prospect numbered 303
A running back from Illinois state?
We have Chubb & Hunt!
But there’s Runyan & Heck on the board
AND Prosche, and 75 others I never heard of until March first….
And to all a good night
#16 Xavier McKinney S
#27 Josh Jones OT
#74 Malik Harrison LB
#76 Alex Highsmith DE
#123 Ben Bredeson IOL
#179 Lamar Jackson
#187 Tyrie Cleveland WR
#244 James Robinson RB