Twas Night Before Draft Night 2020

Twas the night before draft night

And all through Believeland

Not a rat bird was screeching

About even a stillers fan

The streets were all quiet

To the wrong Corona ban

Still hopes like playoffs danced in the air

The night starts out bumpy

Without a Wirfs or Thomas there

Number 10 becomes 16

And WTF ..Xavier is there?!

(With 3rd & 2021 5th round)

My beer grows empty

My heart starts to fear

Night gets darker waiting to hear

Names from a draft book must be near

Suddenly a Seahawk from screen dissapears (with 41 & 115 & AtL 2021 5th)

Jones the sixth OT off the board falls home

My watering eye pause to take on a sight

No second round pick tomorrow night?

Friday drags as round 2 is no go

We see WR off the board do flee

Suddenly 74 becomes a buckeye LB (Malik Harrison)

The Falcons former pick turns 76 into DE Highsmith for Charlotte?!

My heart is a flutter my beer thrown again

What in hell can 97 bring?

Day 2 is closing and day 3 looks thin

Why are the Cowboys giving me 123 & 179?

And why can’t Stobridge play here?

My hand is trembling, the remote falls clear.

Where’s the justice? I wait again

My OBJ jersey arrives in the mail

Draft day 3, we can not fail

Tyker Johnson to Cinci?

It just can’t be

We’re drafting a Wolverine (Bredeson IOL Trotter can’t play on one toe forecer)!

PLEASE SHOT ME

My beer grows warm as 4 becomes 5

How long til 179 can it be?

My Bud light 30 pack gasps for air

The name Lamar Jackson rings out clear

We drafted the Ratbirds QB?!

Sorry beer goggles, it says CB

The tricks of the mind grow

187 sneaks up to show

The name on the front same as the back

Tyrie Cleveland not the Boise one

My fingers are cut as draft Bible pleas

Stop looking at defense it just isn’t meant to be

Number 244 how long can it be?

But wait I see a prospect numbered 303

A running back from Illinois state?

James Robinson?!

We have Chubb & Hunt!

But there’s Runyan & Heck on the board

AND Prosche, and 75 others I never heard of until March first….

And to all a good night

#16 Xavier McKinney S

#27 Josh Jones OT

#74 Malik Harrison LB

#76 Alex Highsmith DE

#123 Ben Bredeson IOL

#179 Lamar Jackson

#187 Tyrie Cleveland WR

#244 James Robinson RB

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