The letter

Dear Mr Lee Mortis,

The folks at Sunny Acres Estates would like to draw your attention to the strict pet policy.  The HOA (Home Owner’s Association) would like to remind you of the exclusion of any animals kept as pets.  Due to the condition of the residents health, it is imparitive that any animals be removed at once.

Per Chapter Deep 6….

“No animals allowed due to digging, chewing the bones of our residents, wastes, etc…”

It is clear we have the resident’s best interest at heart here.  You have made a grave mistake in bringing a pet to our peaceful grounds.  We wish to rest this issue in peace. Please make the choice to help us in this manner of public safety.  We are not interested in any other skeletons in your closest.

Below you will clearly see the picture of yourself and the source of the concern.  

Sunny Acres Estates

Rest In Peace


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