“While experts and tourism promoters always urge calm and statisticians go on about how we are more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark, that is small comfort for those swimming in the ocean rather than hanging around a farm.” June 29, Washington Post story by Will Greenberg about shark attacks.
Now I am afraid on land too. I’m especially fearful of the Chik-A-Fil signs, what are they really doing on those billboards? Obviously, cow attacks go under reported here. Animal Planet has subcome to pressure from the diary industry. Otherwise, this would be Cow Week instead!
After three days in the ocean, I can’t even find a kid with a styrofoam fin! Seriously, coming from Washington Post. I’m thinking cover up. I’ll be submitting a story about cow attacks soon. I just need to find the Mid Atlantic Cow Regional Data Service. Hey, the Sharks have one. Cows are more dangerous. The writer tells me so……
Is Cows of Death too strong of a title?